Wanted:

Job Description:An up and coming business opportunity to enrich the lives of those in need of character building attributes. Must be willing to arrive early and stay late if needed. Benefits package included, available upon hire.

Schooling and Requirements


Must be proficient in multiple languages, including but not limited to; English, French, Monster, Growling, and telekinetic mind blend.

Heavy lifting may be required.

Therapeutic pressure massage available upon request by fellow staffers.

Plenty of positive re-enforcement to create a fun work atmosphere.